Thanks to everyone who shared their useless superpower desires with me! The following three were pretty darn funny, so I’ll send them each a poster!
inthehighestroom: “The ability to control where your nail clippings land when you cut your nails.”
whisperprism: “The ability to instantly repeat any commercial jingle, monotonically and only in reverse.”
fudgemeister: “Ah, my useless super power would be to be able to summon Steven Seagal once a year, but only for a third of a second.”
But wait! Honorable mentions to go these two…I have tiny posters for them!
tiffanysaurous: “The power to make any moment be narrated by Morgan Freeman.”
doucheportlovesyou: “The ability to create an enjoyable Kidz Bop album.”